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Libertarian Politics

The Government is a Terrorist Organization

Declare government a terrorist organization before it comes for you.

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Libertarian Opinion

What an Honest Supreme Court Hearing Might Sound Like

Over at FSK’s Guide to Reality, in another one of his ruthless analyses, FSK dissected the confirmation hearings for Elena Kagan. He composed some dialog that might take places in an honest supreme court confirmation hearing. I thought it was funny so I dramatized it using xtranormal. Here it is for your viewing pleasure.

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Libertarian Opinion

A Day in the Life of John Q. Public

John gets up at 6 AM and fills his coffee pot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and pure because he bought a reverse osmosis filtration system to clean out the lead, iron, sediment, viagra and prozac that comes in from the local government water monopoly. His Daily Medication With […]

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Libertarian Opinion

New Government Terms of Service: We Can do Anything we Want with You. Forever.

Saying that “our ideals give us the strength and moral high ground,” the Commander-in-Chief issued a bold decree Friday night revising and simplifying the government’s terms of service. “This grand step forward is dedicated to the proposition that all men are equal,” he said during an open-air speech at Chicago’s Soldier Field. Formalizes New Powers […]